Your Slides Are Talking—And They’re Roasting Your Business

What Your PowerPoint Deck Says About Your Business

Let me tell you something—you think your PowerPoint is just slides and bullet points? Wrong. Your deck is basically the business version of “Hello, nice to meet you.” If it’s a mess, guess what? So is your first impression!

1. The Hot Mess Express Deck
If your slides look like a confetti cannon went off, with 10 fonts, 20 colors, and images all over the place—congratulations, you’ve told everyone that your business is chaos. A clean, consistent deck says you’ve got it together. Like, REALLY together.

2. The “Logo on Steroids” Deck
Listen, your logo doesn’t need to be the star of every slide like it’s auditioning for a movie role. Slide two: we get it, that’s your brand. Take it down a notch and let your actual message do the talking.

3. The Text Wall of Doom
Paragraphs on a slide? You might as well send everyone a bedtime story. Keep it short, keep it sweet, and don’t let people do homework just to get your point.

4. The Crisp, Clean Deck
Ah, the dream! Crisp design, consistent colors, clear messaging—this is the presentation that says, "We’re pros, and we mean business." Investors, clients, and your grandma will all be impressed.

Bottom line: Your PowerPoint is talking for you before you even open your mouth. Make sure it’s saying something smart, sharp, and as polished as your favorite pair of shoes.